New Cracked article up today! You already knew that, though, since that is almost for sure how you got here.

This one was a lot of fun to write, and its neat being able to go through something you did after the editors get to it and find out they changed surprisingly little. What they did change made it much, much better, though.

Now I get to sit around today and watch that hit counter go up. It's like virtual numeric heroin, and help me I can't stop.